Bradyn: I mean, she literally has the cleanest hands.
Remy: Liz just cleaned out the van for FUN.
Me: Germaphobes are, like, the best people to share germs with, if you have to share germs at all.
By the way, I’m Liz. 👋 It’s a nickname.
I live in a place where people call me Liz, except for Solara, who now calls me Yih. I tried getting her to call me Izzy, but it didn’t stick.
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