If I were a month, I’d be December.

If I were a day of the week, I’d be Monday.

If I were a time of day, I’d be 3:26.

If I were a planet, I’d be Pluto.

If I were a sea animal, I’d be a Killer Whale.

If I were a direction, I’d be East.

If I were a piece of furniture, I’d be a lamp.

If I were a liquid, I’d be water.

If I were a gemstone, I’d be a(n) Aquamarine.

If I were a tree, I’d be a(n) Cedar Tree.

If I were a tool, I’d be a flashlight.

If I were a flower, I’d be Rose.

If I were a kind of weather, I’d be sunny with a chance of rain.

If I were a musical instrument, I’d be a recorder.

If I were a color, I’d be Green.

If I were an emotion, I’d be Content.

If I were a fruit, I’d be a Apple.

If I were a sound, I’d be a whisper.

If I were an element, I’d be Earth.

If I were a car, I’d be an egg. (LOL)

If I were a food, I’d be a Potato.

If I were a place, I’d be Texas.

If I were a material, I’d be Cotton.

If I were a taste, I’d be sweet.

If I were a scent, I’d be Vanilla.

If I were an object, I’d be a calculator.

If I were a body part, I’d be an ear.

If I were a facial expression, I’d be content.

If I were a song, I’d be Dance by Vanessa Hudgens.

If I were a pair of shoes, I’d be flip flops.